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A Martha/Ten fic that doesn’t denigrate Rose, acknowledges how important she was to the Doctor and doesn't ignore the fact that he was canonically somewhat in love with Rose and understands that that doesn't mean he can't sincerely be in love with Martha as well.  (I despise Only One REAL True Love as a trope)

A Donna/Ten fic that doesn’t denigrate Rose and Martha etc, etc you get the picture now.

Also:

A Fic where Rose, Martha and Donna go out for drinks (Meta-crisis? What meta-crisis? Shush!)  and spend the entire night absolutely roasting the Doctor before calling him up to take them home because they forgot taxi money.

Just imagine Ten trying to herd three drunk companions into the Tardis while they point at him randomly and just start laughing. 

Martha is vacillating between 'You’re My Besht MAte' drunk and 'You Absholute Fucker 1913 really? Really?' 

Rose has lost a shoe, giggles every time she looks at Ten and is righteously nodding at him in support of Martha, because A Maid? In 1913? 'Martha you ish a shaint. I would’ve deckedsh him on the firsht day.'

Donna gets halfway through a speech on how he’s a shameless skinny flirt, is sick on his shoes, sighs with relief and then goes off to have a shower. 

It's at this point that Rose and Martha start singing pop songs from the early 2000s

Ten regrets all his life choices.